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So I had my art exhibition opening last night. Jeni was working so I wasn’t going to go but Grace text me and asked if I was. She got my spirits up and promised me taco’s when I collected her, so there was no real hope of me not going with taco’s to be eaten!
SO MANY JALAPENO’S!!!!
Chicken taco win :)
Got there…. Got some red wine (just to look like an even bigger wanker and fit in)
Then, this old bag that takes over everything and has been the biggest nag on the course was getting tired of being on the wine and food table so I was grabbed and told to take over.. At first I was royally fucking pissed off but as it was Grace and me doing it, I realised it was probably gonna be really fun.. Grace discovered some 7up and this could be used to make a white wine spritzer… Was totally down for anything masking the absolutely rank flavour and so began the night! It was so awesome because we were right beside all the food and could eat absolutely everything we wanted without looking like fat asses “hovering” over the table..
Grace ate every pretzel in sight and I demolished these japanese nut things and a fuck tonne of grapes. Was awesome. Free alcohol and loads of food. YEAH!
Everyone got a bit drunk, including Tina; one of our class mates who’s very mannerly and polite and lovely all the time. She was screaming at me to write swear words under my name and so… We decided on this as she was dancing around a handbag left outside the bathroom door..
That’s my drink all over the book that got spilled in the commotion to see what I was writing, totally got Tina to sign it so I could mortify her the following day :P
Then we went to the Swagman. Got money on the way with Grace and realised I had a glass I probably shouldn’t be walking around with in town…
Threw it in the bin and off we went!
Got tired and the barman heard me was was an absolute gent and made me a macchiato.. I normally get espresso’s in any coffee shop i’m in so I took my usual sip to test for the temperature, then another to test the strength, then I went to just down the rest when I realised. Fuck. What is that? Whiskey. Riddled in it. Thank God I didn’t swallow it and I managed to discreetly spit the rest back into the cup when nobody was looking. Nearly died. I can’t fucking stand whiskey. :(
In the bin with that!!
Then I fell under attack to a guy who did the course with me… He’s obsessed with taking unflattering pictures of everyone and so there’s atleast a thousand of me with a double chin, looking drunk even though I had about two sips of a pint over 3 hours and just looking even more horrendous than usual.
I got good at spotting him though..
Fucking paparazzi. There’s probably a picture of me taking a bloody pee somewhere knowing him. Hard to enjoy your night when some fucker has a camera stuck in your face all night. Thought Jeni was going to go for his throat at several stages. :P
We went to the Clarence and there was fucking NOBODY there, a combination of the girls from Fine Art yr 1 and our Art&Design PLC made it UNREAL fun though.
Went and got food afterwards. Jeni supposedly ate “the best cheeseburger in existence” and we fucked off home. Into bed at 4a.m and up at 12p.m not feeling too bad at all. Just goes to show you can have a deadly night and not have to be wasted.
Coffee, tea and breakfast, then work for Jeni.
Just back from a walk with mum, it’s absolutely sweltering out! Gonna head out again for a nice stroll on le beach when Jeni’s done work. Can’t wait.
Roll on the summer! :D
